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Action #019
Learn one good joke
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Apparently the concentration of salivary immunoglobulin A, which guards our respiratory tract from infectious organisms, is raised by laughing. Which isn't very funny.
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Why did the baker's hands smell?
Because he kneaded a poo. 12 August 2009, 10:59it's not working!
I have not one but three good jokes. Occasionally I tell them to people. But they don't find them funny! Does that mean that it doesn't count?
Maybe it's the delivery. I find them very funny and have resorted to telling them to myself as I walk down the street/ride my bike. They make me laugh.
It still doesn't count, does it?
I'm not sure if this means that I should put message under the 'do something you think you are unable to do' category, or 'learn to be friendly in another language'. Perhaps it's 'choose your friends wisely' instead?
Oh dear. 19 February 2008, 08:30